KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS

So, let's just say you're on I-5 cruising along in the left lane. You see a sign on your left that says 'KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS'. You look to your right and you're not passing anyone. Why don't you do me a favor and get over. Please.

Oh, and if you look to your right and there's a car right beside you and you're not going fast enough to pass them...you are so wrong, and you're upsetting me.

Basta!